Sometimes I feel okay and then I’m like wow that was a really nice 45 seconds
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The boys in jail:
- Louis: BITCH let me tell you one thing. Guys with faces like yours do not hit on guys with asses like mine. Bitch I will cut you. #2fab4jail I HOPE you are not checking out my $20,000 designer pants with the Dolce&Gabbana jacket, I will personally take your first born child *z formation finger snap*
- Harry: LOUIS BABY I JUST WANT SEX THAT'S ALL I WANT. GET AWAY FROM ME EW IS THAT A VAGINA OHMYGOD LORD SAVE MY SOUL. At least I can tweet "my cheese sandwich was nice". Yeah, that's a pretty good update on my day today. *proceeds to take a black and white instagram picture captioned 'I got no BARS on my phone service. haha geddit .. because.. bars'*
- Liam: I am terrible sorry sir, there must be a misunderstanding, please let us out, let us discuss this in a civil manner. Do you want my flashing toothbrush? You can have it. Oh, and you, sir with the tattoos, do not touch me that way, I don't think I am comforta--I'm sorry was that too mean, wow I need to reevaluate my life, I am ruining people's souls, here's a foot massage to make it up.
- Zayn: Home sweet home. *tweets* "Sometimes life offers you choices of which you have no guidance over, all we can do it close our eyes and enjoy the rush of existence, or it may pass us by. aha :) xx"
- Niall: Was da craiccc hahahah--what is this shit. Where's my caviar with chilled gazpacho or pureed vegetable soup, garnished with basil or a sprig of cilantro and served in individual containers already divided into the correct portions?? Peas with water is not acceptable in horanland.
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One Direction discuss Larry Stylinson
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The Beach Boys|Wouldn’t It Be Nice
Wouldn’t it be nice if we were older
Then we wouldn’t have to wait so long
And wouldn’t it be nice to live together
In the kind of world where we belong
You know its gonna make it that much better
When we can say goodnight and stay together
Wouldn’t it be nice if we could wake up
In the morning when the day is new
And after having spent the day together
Hold each other close the whole night through
Happy times together we’ve been spending
I wish that every kiss was neverending
Wouldn’t it be nice?
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One Direction talking about The Wanted
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WHY YOU SHOULD SHIP LIAM/LOUIS
SUBTITLED: LOOK WHAT THE HOMOSEXUALS HAVE DONE TO MESo first of all I’d like to say that this post is in no way meant to try and make you stop shipping anything else, just why you should give Liam/Louis a chance and maybe write me fic! Also I didn’t make any of the gifs used here, if you see something that’s yours and want me to credit just drop me a message. I don’t really like any portmanteaus and theirs are especially bad, lilo? louam?, so I won’t be using them. Mostly this is me flailing over gifs that sort of turned into an essay.
Hopefully if you’re reading this I don’t really need to introduce who Liam and Louis are, so I’ll just start off with this:
this post just made me so ridiculously happy sigh
i dont even recognize north carolina as a state right now as far as im concerned we have 49 states although im not even sure wyoming is real
have you ever met someone from wyoming???
exactly
my mom lives in wyoming
yes but have you ever met her
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Fun. - Some Nights
i will never stop loving this song.
its perfect.
